Hi, I'm Adam. Most of you probably know me, mainly cause I'm linebacker. Well, okay, people know Lee Shane and Henry more than me, but that's still cool.
Alright, I'll be honest, I'm not Prince Charming. I don't look good, I don't act good, I don't even smell good. People say I smell like wet dog all the time. Probably why I can't get a girlfriend. Or a boyfriend.
Yeah, I just found out I like dudes, might as well just come out about it. I don't really care who falls in love with me or whatever, as long as they don't care what I look like. Now, I'm not really looking for a guy to date here, I'm really looking for a really nice girl. Like one of those girls where you think she's all creepy and then she takes off the piercings and the glasses and you find out she was beautiful the whole time, but because of who she was on the inside. Yeah, it sounds cheesy, but, hey, you asked, Elsa.
Most people don't even try to get to know me! They think I'm big-headed and have a bad attitude, but if there's a girl who knows that I'm not, please, Elsa, SHOW! HER!
Yeah, so, girls... guys... anyone, if you're interested, my locker's 315, downstairs C Hall. Leave me a tip.
- Adam
Alright, I'll be honest, I'm not Prince Charming. I don't look good, I don't act good, I don't even smell good. People say I smell like wet dog all the time. Probably why I can't get a girlfriend. Or a boyfriend.
Yeah, I just found out I like dudes, might as well just come out about it. I don't really care who falls in love with me or whatever, as long as they don't care what I look like. Now, I'm not really looking for a guy to date here, I'm really looking for a really nice girl. Like one of those girls where you think she's all creepy and then she takes off the piercings and the glasses and you find out she was beautiful the whole time, but because of who she was on the inside. Yeah, it sounds cheesy, but, hey, you asked, Elsa.
Most people don't even try to get to know me! They think I'm big-headed and have a bad attitude, but if there's a girl who knows that I'm not, please, Elsa, SHOW! HER!
Yeah, so, girls... guys... anyone, if you're interested, my locker's 315, downstairs C Hall. Leave me a tip.
- Adam
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