Um, hi. My name is Zelle Veneziano. Well, actually my name is Rapunzel Florida Veneziano, but, I don't wanna be a hippie. My mom's pretty hippie. She tried to homeschool me for a while, but then the state said she couldn't cause she was bad at it. I wouldn't necessarily say she's a pothead, well, yeah, I would, cause she makes pot cupcakes a lot. I used to eat them a lot, but then they kinda made me stupid, so she wanted me to be smart. So far it's not working.
I'm 18, and I'm a freshman, like that makes any sense, and I like purple, and I end up stoned a lot because there's a lot of pot smoke in my house, so if I get a guy on here, he can't come over cause my mom's gonna think he's got the plague. And the po-po. And he's a cannibal.
She's stoned a lot.
A lot of my friends say I'm really immature and I need to start acting my age, or at least my grade, and that's probably why I have none.
I do a lot of music, and art, and writing, and dancing. I can do breakdancing. So I'm great for parties. And flashmobs. And parties. And flashmobs. And parties. I've never been to a party so I really wanna go to one so that I can show off my mad skills.
I am a total blonde, and I have really long hair mainly because my mom doesn't believe in scissors. I usually just stuff it in my beanie, because it's huge and it's really roomy and can hold a lot of hair. And it's purple. I like purple. I wish I were purple. I've got a really cute lavender tank top on, and some really comfy purple bell-bottoms with flowers all over.
Like I said, I've got LOOOOONG blonde hair, I've got light eyes, they're kinda blue green, I've got a slope nose, but it's not a really big slope nose, just like a little tiny like fwoop! You couldn't put tiny people on it to ski. They'd just go down and not really up at all. Aaaand...
I looooooooove to SMILE! But I've a got a really tiny mouth, so I've got a really tiny smile, but I'll still smile for you if you make me happy!
Yeah, so I'm locker 1301, that's in downstairs M Hall, and I don't have a phone because my mom doesn't believe in cell phones because she thinks they emit radiation and that they're gonna give you cancer, and that's just stupid. And you have to believe in them, because they actually exist! Just like people believe in Santa, because he exists! So, it doesn't matter if you don't like it, you still have to believe it exists, because it exists!
Peace out!
- Zelle
I'm 18, and I'm a freshman, like that makes any sense, and I like purple, and I end up stoned a lot because there's a lot of pot smoke in my house, so if I get a guy on here, he can't come over cause my mom's gonna think he's got the plague. And the po-po. And he's a cannibal.
She's stoned a lot.
A lot of my friends say I'm really immature and I need to start acting my age, or at least my grade, and that's probably why I have none.
I do a lot of music, and art, and writing, and dancing. I can do breakdancing. So I'm great for parties. And flashmobs. And parties. And flashmobs. And parties. I've never been to a party so I really wanna go to one so that I can show off my mad skills.
I am a total blonde, and I have really long hair mainly because my mom doesn't believe in scissors. I usually just stuff it in my beanie, because it's huge and it's really roomy and can hold a lot of hair. And it's purple. I like purple. I wish I were purple. I've got a really cute lavender tank top on, and some really comfy purple bell-bottoms with flowers all over.
Like I said, I've got LOOOOONG blonde hair, I've got light eyes, they're kinda blue green, I've got a slope nose, but it's not a really big slope nose, just like a little tiny like fwoop! You couldn't put tiny people on it to ski. They'd just go down and not really up at all. Aaaand...
I looooooooove to SMILE! But I've a got a really tiny mouth, so I've got a really tiny smile, but I'll still smile for you if you make me happy!
Yeah, so I'm locker 1301, that's in downstairs M Hall, and I don't have a phone because my mom doesn't believe in cell phones because she thinks they emit radiation and that they're gonna give you cancer, and that's just stupid. And you have to believe in them, because they actually exist! Just like people believe in Santa, because he exists! So, it doesn't matter if you don't like it, you still have to believe it exists, because it exists!
Peace out!
- Zelle
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